The "Hi" in Hiatus

Its been twelve days since my last major breakthrough and post... you see, when I don't meditate and drink and search for love, I have nothing to really write about (at least on this site. I spend 50% of my day writing other mundane things). But this afternoon, I realized, the reason I haven't updated isn't because I have nothing going on... on the contrary, the reason I haven't updated is because I'm actually doing things. Just the other day, I took a huge step in the right direction of my career as a Hollywood startlett. Whether that step pays off is yet to be seen, but I took it nonetheless. And just a few days before that, I made a pact with a friend of mine over margaritas with salt on the rim (rim, rim, rim, rim) that by the end of the 2011, and presumably the end of the world, both of us would be married... no excuses, no pretense. 2011 is about finding someone to love me... 2012 is about surviving the apocalypse. It's now or never. With my career and my love life making a giant leap so far this year, I simply haven't found time meditate and write about it...

So when you don't hear from me, drinkers, prayers, and lovers, don't assume that I've put the bottle down and checked into Promises Rehab Facility opposite A.J. McLean. On the contrary, I'm living my life... sometimes with bottle in hand. It's going to be a great year, I can feel it already. Until next time. Drink.Pray.Love.